Um, warped tour is tomorrow. I'm so excited....
I’m going to go drink water now okay bye.
apatows: scott is my favorite kardashian sister
After I got across the road, I felt like I was disappearing. It was that kind of...– The Catcher in the Rye (via thealenaingram)
me: mom i got all A's
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom: is this your cup on the table?
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
Mr. Feeny: "When I was a boy..."
Corey: "It's hard to picture you as a boy Mr. Feeny. Did your parents call you Mr. Feeny?"
singlefiletodehumanization: If Kevin Bacon doesn’t occasionally refer to his children as “Bacon bits”, then he can go fuck himself.
canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
90% of conversations with me;
me: who is that
me: what are you talking about
me: I don't know what that is
me: wait what
ricksanscrotum: i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat